Worst Pick Up Lines
Worst Pickup LinesWanna ride my elevator?
I have a 12 inch penis….that’s just the diameter!
What do say me and you leave this joint, go back to mine, open a bottle of wine and have some hot, steamy sex? Her: Hell No! You: Okay no problem; we won’t have any wine then!
Hey baby, want to see a grown man naked?
I hear you are called the ‘flat wheel’?! Her: What are you talking about? You: Luckily, I’m the bicycle pump here to pump you up!
I hear they call you the snake catcher around these parts, do you think you could catch my one-eyed trouser snake?
Dam girl, you are so skinny that eating a meatball would make you look pregnant.
I was thinking maybe me and you could make the beast with two backs, what do say baby?
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Are you smuggling peanuts or are you just happy to see me?
If I told you that you had awesome boobs, would you promise not to slap me?
Do you work in a fish shop? Her: No?! You: Oh that smell must be something else!
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