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Worst Pick Up Lines

These are the worst pick up lines ever created. They are so bad that you will most likely have girls breaking bottles over your head if you try and use these terrible chat up lines. If you are looking for pick up lines that actually work or real dating tips, then check out Pick Up Lines that Work or Dating Tips for Guys.

Worst Pickup Lines

Wanna ride my elevator?

I have a 12 inch penis….that’s just the diameter!

What do say me and you leave this joint, go back to mine, open a bottle of wine and have some hot, steamy sex? Her: Hell No! You: Okay no problem; we won’t have any wine then!

Hey baby, want to see a grown man naked?

I hear you are called the ‘flat wheel’?! Her: What are you talking about? You: Luckily, I’m the bicycle pump here to pump you up!

I hear they call you the snake catcher around these parts, do you think you could catch my one-eyed trouser snake?

Dam girl, you are so skinny that eating a meatball would make you look pregnant.

I was thinking maybe me and you could make the beast with two backs, what do say baby?

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Are you smuggling peanuts or are you just happy to see me?

If I told you that you had awesome boobs, would you promise not to slap me?

Do you work in a fish shop? Her: No?!  You: Oh that smell must be something else!

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