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Stupid Pick Up LinesMy Mommy says I shouldn’t talk to strangers, but I’ve always been bad at following rules. You better be a doctor because you just broke my heart. My sister warned me about girls that wear (comment on something she’s wearing). I wore my best clothes tonight and you still haven’t introduced yourself, huh!? I bet you’re not in the phone book, but I’m sure I’ll find you in a dictionary under “fine”! I was thinking of using a stupid chat up line to try and talk to you, but then I thought better, I’d use an awesome one……..Hi! What would you rate my butt on a scale of 1 to…….awesome. Do you have an inhaler? Her: Why/What? You: Well you took my breath away. Dam girl you put the hot in shots, wanna go get a shot? It’s funny, you weren’t too cute when I walked in but the more I’ve had to drink, the cuter you’ve gotten. My girlfriend is going to be really pissed I met you! More Stupid Pick Up LinesScrew me if I don’t get this right, but is your name Jenny.Today is my birthday, I expect kisses. Today is my birthday, I expect presents. I can’t believe today is our anniversary. Her: What? You: Well it’s today, the day we first met, but you don’t celebrate your anniversary till the following year. Do you want me to cry? Her: No! You: Then don’t say no when I ask you on a date. Should I trust you? Her: Yes/No/Maybe/What? You: Well can I trust you to love me forever. (hand her your phone) Her: Why are you giving me your phone? You: Gosh you’re stupid. You’re supposed to put you phone number in it! Wow, you’re eyes are beautiful! Can I buy one! Do you have a boyfriend? Because if you do, then you need to be discreet. Hi, my mom calls me sweetie but you can call me John. I can be your bodyguard……if you call me Al (hat tip to Paul Simon) I’m John, and I graduated 3rd Grade on time. Beat that! I’m very religious and have been praying to god to meet a hot girl, finally he answered my prayers. Wanting to kiss you reminds me of diarrhea, I can’t do anything to stop it. Hey baby, wanna arm wrestle? Her: No! You: That’s cool, I’ll settle for a kiss! Return to Funny Pick Up Lines from Stupid Pick Up Lines Return to Real Dating Tips from Stupid Pick Up Lines |
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