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Stupid Pick Up Lines


If you want loads of stupid pick up lines, then you’ve come to the right place! These stupid chat up lines may get guys or girls laughing their heads off, but if you want some even better dating advice, then check out Dating Tips for Guys or Dating Advice for Women.

My Mommy says I shouldn’t talk to strangers, but I’ve always been bad at following rules.

You better be a doctor because you just broke my heart.

My sister warned me about girls that wear (comment on something she’s wearing).

I wore my best clothes tonight and you still haven’t introduced yourself, huh!?

I bet you’re not in the phone book, but I’m sure I’ll find you in a dictionary under “fine”!

I was thinking of using a stupid chat up line to try and talk to you, but then I thought better, I’d use an awesome one……..Hi!

What would you rate my butt on a scale of 1 to…….awesome.

Do you have an inhaler? Her: Why/What? You: Well you took my breath away.

Dam girl you put the hot in shots, wanna go get a shot?

It’s funny, you weren’t too cute when I walked in but the more I’ve had to drink, the cuter you’ve gotten.

My girlfriend is going to be really pissed I met you!

More Stupid Pick Up Lines

Screw me if I don’t get this right, but is your name Jenny.

Today is my birthday, I expect kisses.

Today is my birthday, I expect presents.

I can’t believe today is our anniversary. Her: What? You: Well it’s today, the day we first met, but you don’t celebrate your anniversary till the following year.

Do you want me to cry? Her: No! You: Then don’t say no when I ask you on a date.

Should I trust you? Her: Yes/No/Maybe/What? You: Well can I trust you to love me forever.

(hand her your phone) Her: Why are you giving me your phone? You: Gosh you’re stupid. You’re supposed to put you phone number in it!

Wow, you’re eyes are beautiful! Can I buy one!

Do you have a boyfriend? Because if you do, then you need to be discreet.

Hi, my mom calls me sweetie but you can call me John.

I can be your bodyguard……if you call me Al (hat tip to Paul Simon)

I’m John, and I graduated 3rd Grade on time. Beat that!

I’m very religious and have been praying to god to meet a hot girl, finally he answered my prayers.

Wanting to kiss you reminds me of diarrhea, I can’t do anything to stop it.

Hey baby, wanna arm wrestle? Her: No! You: That’s cool, I’ll settle for a kiss!

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