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Sexual Pick Up Lines

Here are some of the best sexual pick up lines that you can ever use to get into girls pants. For more tips on dating and picking up girls, check out the Dating Tips for Guys sections or the Pick Up Artist Guide.

“Hey baby, can I put my sausage on your buns?”

“You look like a nice girl, but also like someone I could corrupt!”

“Did you give me a blowjob last week? Don’t get all shy on me now, it’s okay, you can admit it if you did, it’s just that I was really drunk”

“Dam girl, where did you get that ass!”

“Who’s got two thumbs and wants to do you?” [Point to yourself with your thumbs] “This guy!”

“I can’t stop staring at your beautiful boobs, can I shake there hand?”

“Want to go make babies?”

“You know what they say about guys with big hands…..[show her your hands]…..they have big *&%$s”

“Congratulations, you won the prize for being the hottest girl in here! Now let me show you your prize.” [point to your crotch]

“I’m all about the tits and ass. Judging by your skimpy clothes, I’m thinking you feel the same way?”

“You look cute. I would buy you a drink but only if you can guarantee that I’m going to get laid. Am I?”

Using sexual pickup lines when trying to chat up girl is a good idea as you will quickly weed out any girls who aren’t sexual and will be left with attracting girls who want to get with you.

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