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Perverted Pick Up Lines

These perverted pick up lines are going to get some crazy reactions from the girls or guys you use them on. Expect to be slapped in the face for using pickup lines this dirty. These lines usually don’t work well on girls. But here is something that does.

So here goes, ten of the most seedy, disgusting chat up lines that are only fit for perverts (Click Here for more Funny Pick Up Lines):

“I like you, want to go make babies?”

“What’s your favorite flavor of condom?”

“What do you say me and you go find a empty toilet cubicle and then get on down to it?”

“I had to get really drunk to work up the courage to come over here and talk to you. Do you know how much all that booze cost? The least you could do is come home and have sex with me!”

“Hi girls. I’m 29, single, have my own basement, well it’s my mom’s basement and I am ready to get laid, who’s with me?”

“If you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours…if you know what I mean.”

“I’ve got a feeling your ovulating, but I’m not sure. There is a way to find out! Let’s get it on!”

“I like you. I like you a lot. So much so that if you play your cards right, I’m willing to have sex with you.

“I don’t want to sound like a perverted old man, but you must be a forest because you are giving me wood!”

“Hey baby, I didn’t mean to come here so fast…..or did I!”

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