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Crazy Pick Up Lines to use on Girls!


Most people will tell you that you should never use crazy pick up lines when trying to chat to girls. They are nearly always right! However, if you insist on using a crazy pickup line, then check out these truly wild ones. If you have more sense, then check out these Dating Tips for Guys or the Pick Up Artist Guide for some real tips on how to pick up and attract girls

What do you say me and you get to know each other behind that dumpster over there?

I was thinking maybe you and me could rent a hotel room…What you say, babe?

You remind me of someone I had sex with last week. Are you……(make sure to pause for effect) Jane?

I don’t usually buy girls drinks, but I’m willing to make an exception for a hot girl like you!

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is it rude to say that I want hook up with you? I’m sorry, I just don’t know a more polite way of saying I want to get with you.

Dam girl! You stupid fine!

Hey, is it cool if we just kiss and don’t talk…..I’m not the most talkative kind kind of guy.

Yo girl! Get over here and give me some sugar!

I have to ask you a really serious question, what do you prefer? Me on top or you on top?

Want to see my tattoos?

What’s your favourite thing about meeting hot guys in bars? Is it their modesty?

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