Bad Pick Up Lines
Deep down, I’m pretty shallow.
Do you think I could purchase back my lousy introduction to you with a drink?
My last girlfriend said that I could be described as funny, charming and clever. And if I keep working on it, perhaps one day I will be.
Hi, in case you are wondering, I do have standards, they just happen to be lower than everyone else’s.
Hi, my friends call me “Shoe” because they are always telling me to put a sock in it.
It’s hard to believe that I beat millions of other sperm, but here I am, how about a drink?
Please excuse me, I had a bad stroke a few years ago and it’s left me totally annoying.
I always aim to please, but unfortunately I’m a lousy shot.
I’m so cool, that if we kiss you’ll get an ice cream headache.
My friends say I have the tact and grace of a bull in a china shop….What do you say about dancing with me?
I’ve been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard, but what do you think about me and you getting together?
I’ve got more issues than National Geographic, but I think that we should give it a shot, what do you say, Baby?
Just so you know, the doctor says I have a heart of gold, its’ yellow and hard.
I could talk to you until the cows come home. To be honest though, I’d rather talk to the cows until you come home.
Please excuse my behaviour; I’m not so much touchy as I am touched.
I typed in ‘Hot Chick’ into the SatNav and it brought me to you.
The strongest thing about me may be my breath.
When I was child, I was so naughty that my mom wanted to hire someone to look after me, but the Mafia charged too much.
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